Mere days after Star Wars : The Force Awakens hit theaters , a uproarious fakeKylo Ren Twitter feedinstantly went viral . Well another huge spoiler from the celluloid has now made its way on Twitter and it ’s related to Luke Skywalker .
monolithic coddler for The Force Awakens follow .
The account is called@VeryLonelyLukewhich , of trend , is because Luke Skywalker has spent God knows how long “ vanish ” on a sparse planet recently revealed to be calledAhch - To . From his separated island , @VeryLonelyLuke ponders on the nature of Star Wars and what it ’s care to be oh , so alone . Here are some of the highlights .
What if someone comes here when I ’m benumbed ?
They wo n’t find me .
Then they ’ll leave behind .
I need more coffee berry .
— Very Lonely Luke ( @VeryLonelyLuke)January 1 , 2016
When Darth Vader took of his helmet , I was horror-stricken .
My dad , the Isle of Man who give me half his DNA , was bald .
I ’d rather die than lose my tomentum
It ’s been 20 years since I ’ve see another somebody .
Why did I think this was a honorable idea again ?
Oh , yeah . I remember .
Because I ’m an retard
Since we know Rey now visit Luke there , is Luke ’s Twitter explanation really tweeting from the past ? Is this a prequel ? Only @VeryLonelyLuke would have intercourse .
See many more really funny and lamentable tweets at@VeryLonelyLuke . And to read more about that mystic planet he ’s on , see out the firstMorning Spoilers of 2016 .
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