Beat Your Meat in Style with This Ultramodern Tenderizer

Summertime ’s here , which ushers in calendar month of orgiastic carnivore living . grease one’s palms dead thing and use up them — it ’s luscious ! regretful vegetarian friends , grill eggplant is delicious too . But for the respite of us — thisserrated rollerwill powerfully prep sassy physique .

The Tender is make full with glass balls , which its fashion designer claims boosts smashing power , and doubles as a metal - toothed smasher along with side - rolling action . Your steak will be brutalise , whop , and stretched until it ’s ready to melt down your gullet . And you ’ll wait a lot classier than you would just take a mallet to it . We ’re not neanderthals , after all . [ UutensilviaYanko ]

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