It is 2016 , and Farm Egg has arrived by mail atop a lofty composition board bed for expenditure by the eager clapper of the one pct .
lay eyes on its aureole : Nestled comfortably in wildly advanced promotion , bearing a comically precise verbal description for which the only reasonable principle must be , “ lease ’s verify to call this one a Farm Egg so our client do n’t bedevil it with a Dumpster Egg , or even bad , a Stop & Shop Egg . ”
here it is . here ’s Farm Eggpic.twitter.com/vEGQp1U3T5

— Brian Lee 🦇 ( @BrianLeeWow)August 31 , 2016
Here ’s to you , Blue Apron , the food delivery service we deserve , for giving us thewildly wastefulbut nonetheless very attractive Farm Egg . That publicity for certain will look outstanding atop the garbage slew outside all those burnished fresh renovated apartment building .
Update : As pointed out by our own J.K. Trotter , Farm Egg is also joined by Solo Bacon :

https://twitter.com/embed/status/754016179321208832
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