No Christian Bible can do these affair justice , so here are the facts : Hasbro will be releasing a special set of Transformers as an ’ 80s hair metal band called the Knight of Cybertron as a San Diego Comic - Con exclusive . They have actual hair . They are the great @#$%ing toys of all metre .
Yes , Optimus Prime is wearing two different animal - theme spandex print , Megatron is handle a guitar that transform into Laserbeak , Soundwave has a mohawk haircut , and Jazz is CALLED SMOOTH JAZZ FOR @#$% ’S interest . Smooth Jazz , by the way , wields Ratbat who ferment into a keytar .
This must be what it felt like for masses to see the Sistine Chapel the first time .
you could see Smooth Jazz , some more exposure and the awesome promotional material for the set over atET Online(seriously ) . The set will go you $ 184.99 for all six design , as well as the “ roadie pillowcase ” promotional material , which is filled with “ special variant posters , stickers , a concert ticket , All - Access panjandrum flip , and evidence - all chronicle booklet limn the journey of the Knights of Unicron , from their menial beginnings and formation to their leading hit and ‘ look ’ ( glam rock deco , metal band hair ) , striation infighting ( the titanic self that once tore them apart ) , and triumphant recurrence to the stage . ”
I estimate $ 185 may seems like a lot … at least until you remember you ’re paying for a figure named Smooth Jazz who has a automaton squash racquet that turns into a keytar . Then it seems like a goddamned steal .
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